Drive-through Robbery

Well this is a little old since I didn’t get the chance to upload it last weekend. It appears some genius didn’t like waiting for his food from a local fast food joint and called 911 on Ronald McDonald. Even after being told multiple times that his “issues” do not constitute an emergency he keeps calling back. Thankfully the police that he keeps trying to order with his happy meal finally come to arrest him for calling 911 and wasting the emergency services capabilities.

Great Tits do Well in Warm Weather

Sure this article is over a year old, but I feel it is important to stay informed about great tits. Besides the article’s awesome alliterative title makes me all warm inside.

Wala-Wala-Wallabies

This week the issue is drug abuse and how it affects wallabies. Apparently a bunch of Australian marsupials are getting high on life . . . and a little bit of opium. This leads them to hopping around randomly and falling down a lot creating crop circles. Officials first thought they were just having raves, but couldn’t find any DJ’s to corroborate their suspicions.

PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Apologies for last week, but I was on vacation so I didn’t have time to find a moron. This week however I found a great one.

It isn’t too hard to find a moronic thing done by PETA. Pretty much doing the electronic equivalent of tossing a dart at their website will probably yield two or three laughable moments. This past weeks crusade takes the cake though.

The recent media hullabaloo over President Obama swatting a fly has raised the ire of our good friends at PETA. Apparently killing an insect with the lifespan measured in hours is a symptom of a diseased human race. Well I guess it takes one to know one.

Name that Movie

I got a bunch of cheap DVD’s on sale at Best Buy yesterday so I think it’s time to play a new game. I’ll give a quote (and possibly more down the line) and let’s see if anyone can guess the movie.

Bill Murray – Maybe the real God uses tricks. Maybe he’s not omnipotent. He’s just been around so long he knows everything.

Good Luck.

“Coach”s Bad Advice

This weeks honoree is the man that used to be Coach, Craig T. Nelson. And no he is not a moron for being on a sitcom. He earned this particular honor in a recent interview with Glenn Beck. Though if you do not want to watch the whole thing you can try the transcript instead.

He might have won this week with declaring that he won’t pay taxes because he is being taxed without representation, but too many people make that ridiculous statement for this to single him out. Instead I am awarding him this post for his other brilliant insight.

OK, I go into business, I don’t make it, I go bankrupt. They’re not going to bail me out.

I’ve been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No. No.

I guess the Coach does not think that free food and money from the government constitutes “help.”

Honorable mention goes out to Moshe Kai Cavalin. Sure he’s an 11-year old prodigy that just graduated college and has won multiple national martial arts championships, but how dare he say that playing video games is “not helping humanity in any way.” Someone needs to rent The Last Starfighter again.

Random Question: Vamps

If vampires are supposedly evil for drinking blood, why is it holy when Catholics drink Jesus/God’s blood every week?

Ahhhhh They Got Me

Well another one bites the dust. For about a month now I have been ArtemisLight elsewhere but no more. I decided to try out a little experiment with the persona and contest that Artemis was the true God and see what kind of reactions I got. Unfortunately it was inconclusive. Other than one super nice woman that said I was a nutcase most people seemed to either ignore my comments or make the same convert or burn spiel that they give everyone else.

Ah well, better luck next time.

Nazism can be Funny, Sorta

In order to break up the seriousness of the last few posts I now present Steven Lynch. In a tribute to Nevenera giving me a shout-out on her Hitler post I decided to share Little Tiny Moustache.

For those that have not heard of Stephen Lynch, you will hear swear words, you will most likely be offended, but you will also be laughing.

Expelled

Today I purchased the movie Expelled in an effort to see the other side of the Intelligent Design (ID) question. It is a documentary by Ben Stein on the persecution of the Freedom of Inquiry into the possibility for Intelligent Design in the beginnings of life on Earth. I did have a few misconceptions going into this film. I did (much like Stein said happens) assume that he was going to defend Biblical Creationism.

The first large chunk of the movie essentially brings up multiple professors, writers, and others that have lost their jobs subsequent to publishing work that includes the possibility of Intelligent Design. And does bring up a good point that in order to get published and make any money as a scientist often requires writing on the prevailing theory of the day.

He also said that no one denies the prevalence of evolution, just how the first cell came to be. The film also concludes that to ignore ID as a possibility for the first cell is detrimental to science.

However, I would have liked him to ask just one simple question of all of his pro-ID guests. Who did the designing? Because if the designer is not a God as the film would suggest by saying (ID has nothing to do with religion) then who designed the designer? And so on and so on. Eventually you would have to conclude that either at some point the designer was a GOD i.e. a being that always existed and requires no proximate cause, or at some point life came from non-life.

Other then the obvious (at least to me) absence of this line of questioning in the entire film I take grave offense to the part on Nazis. After about an hour the documentary rolls a quote from a Darwinist that says without Religion science would grow without that particular stumbling block and life would be better or something along those lines. Then Ben Stein immediately cuts to Darwinism led to Nazism which is obviously a Bad Thing so Religion is better.

Now I am not going to deny that the Nazi movement strongly based on Eugenics was a terrible blight on the history of humanity. But so was the Inquisition, and it was essentially the same thing with no need for Darwin. Kill/convert all the Jews or bad stuff happens. All this chapter proves is that humans are capable of extreme cruelty against other humans.